Sinder Fuckery Cuckery

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MICHELLE!!! MICHELLE!!! MICHELLE!!!
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE MIKEY!!!
YOU THREATENED MY CHILD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
WE HAVE PROOF YOU DDOSED OUR FAGGOTY SITE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!!!
WE’RE GOING TO THE FBI!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!